Sunday, September 19, 2010

Buckeye Day o' the Sun

Ahoy Mateys! On Satarrrrrrrrday at 12 turns of me hourglass, Me Buckeyes went into battle against the Ohio Univarrrrrrrrrrrrrrsity Bilge Rats. On the open seas, Me Buckeyes dominated the other crew. This other crew couldn't move the booty to their pirate ship and often fumbled it or had it intercepted by Me Buckeyes. They even were defeated once inside Me Buckeye's Pirate Ship. Me hearties sailed their ship on the green sea with ease, running the other crew's defenses aground. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrelle Pryor was a captian worth of grog and wenches while me hourglass was still half filled. As it got later in the battle, he led me mateys aground and had his booty intercepted before it could get to his pirate ship. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

When the special teams were on the battle went in favor of the Blige Rats. The crew that covers the kickoffs still allowed the other team to move the booty with ease and were saved by the cloth of stripped man. The men who punt the booty failed to protect the peg leg punter and the Bilge Rats got their booty near their pirate ship. ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Grog and Booty for all me mateys and wenches.


Ohio State 43
Ohio 7

Scoring Summary

First Quarter
Ohio State FG: Devin Barclay 32 yards
Ohio State TD: Terrelle Pryor pass to Brandon Saine for 9 yards
Ohio State TD: Terrelle Pryor rushed for 13 yards

Second Quarter
Ohio State FG: Devin Barclay 33 yards
Ohio State TD: Terrelle Pryor pass Jake Stoneburner for 5 yards
Ohio State TD: Daniel Herron rushed for 4 yards

Third Quarter
Ohio State Safety: Vince Davidson rushed for -4 yards tackled by Ross Homan
Ohio State TD: Daniel Herron rushed for for 1 yard

Fourth Quarter
Ohio TD: Boo Jackson pass to Terrance McCrae for 11 yards

Important Player Stats

Terrelle Pryor 22-29, 235 yards, 16 consecutive completions 2 TDs, 2 INTs, 35 rushing yards, 1 TD


Eastern Michigan University

Where: Ypsilanti, Michigan

Mascot: Eagles

Enrollment: 18,000 approx.

Conference: MAC

Record Last Year: 0-12

Head Coach: Ron English

Last Game: 14-52 L Central Michigan

There's not much too say about Eastern Michigan besides that they are bad.


Ohio State 56
Eastern Michigan 0


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